I caught the ‘mums’ – but there’s a social media cure for that.
My body – if you ignore social media It’s an amazing thing. It grew and housed another human. It provided food for that tiny human. It expanded, it shrunk, it contracted. It really is a source of…
My fall from grace…or the curb
Did I ever tell you about that time I fell an absolute belter (Scottish for spectacular)? I never fall, I have lived my whole life in fear of falling, not because I could injure myself, no, I’m…
30 Things…..Changes
It’s almost time. Time for me to enter a new decade. Time for me to turn 30. I’m not all too fussed about it, age is but a number right? Maybe, look, I don’t want to give…
Working Class Hero
** I had a brilliant beginning to the blog, comparing Dave and I to Romeo and Juliet, saying we are the Scottish version. Although I would be less keen to die for him, if he pops it…
Scottish Anger Management
here is a list of Scottish ways that you can say to someone who is annoying you and you wish them to leave you alone
Why do kids wanna grow up so much?!
I genuinely think I'm turning into a grumpy old man, I've got the mustache to prove it.
