Baby Baking: Week 5 – Return of the Porn Tits
Thankfully, the big auld bloat that was threatening to destroy my wardrobe has simmered its self. For now I know. I’m only going to grow, but seriously, there was absolutely no need for the 6 month pregnant…
My pregnancy is not a secret, just none of your business.
The choice for us to not share a baby announcement when we found out really early at about week 5, was primarily my choice. I knew before the 2 lines appeared that I wanted to keep this…
30 Things…..that should be made EXPLICITLY clear when having a child
Continuing with the 4 month long run up to my big 3-0 celebrations (previous 30 things), I have complied a list of 30 things that should be known to expectant parents. Maybe there should be some kind…
A Spontaneous Birth – is that a thing?
It’s almost the anniversary, the ‘sayonara vagina’ anniversary, otherwise known as Jessica’s’ birthday. At this time of year, I always find myself drifting back two years, reminiscing about the day that changed my life forever, well more…
I can’t get no sleep
I’m going to moan, I’m going to get it out. I just want to sleep. That’s all, sleeeeeep. I want to sleep for more than 8 hours, for one night. No. I take that back, I want…
Things will never be the same again
You have a kid, obviously you are going to change. Hopefully for the better
