Baby Baking: Week 5 – Return of the Porn Tits
Thankfully, the big auld bloat that was threatening to destroy my wardrobe has simmered its self. For now I know. I’m only going to grow, but seriously, there was absolutely no need for the 6 month pregnant…
Baby Baking: Weeks 0-3
A fucking knew it – the mentally uttered words. I had known for weeks I was carrying a stow away. When people tell you they ‘knew’ they were pregnant straight away, you always give I the ‘aye,…
I offer thee a Period Pack. May it improve your hormonal state and my life expectancy.
I should make a disclaimer that I was at the height of hormones when I wrote this. I apologise for any and all sexism. This apology will expire at onset of the next period. Also, I'm not…
I will do anything for love, but I won’t share that!
I’ll share many things with my partner. We share life, the usual stuff, sharing a bed, sharing raising a child, sharing chores (unevenly), sharing the occasional breakdown when you just can’t take anymore of being an adult,…
The Jess Song
I wrote a song for Jess, in no way shape or form is it inspired or a rip off of John Legend's 'All of me' ....okay, it is.
30 Things… you will want to teach your toddler immediately.
There's no healthy and safety in here, only sanity and 'please give me peace' safety to be found.