Feminism has gone too far! We can’t touch people…
“I’m all for feminism, but it’s getting out on hand. I’m scared that if I pat my colleague on the back, I’ll be hauled up for sexual assault. Are we not allowed to touch people anymore?! It’s…
I offer thee a Period Pack. May it improve your hormonal state and my life expectancy.
I should make a disclaimer that I was at the height of hormones when I wrote this. I apologise for any and all sexism. This apology will expire at onset of the next period. Also, I'm not…
Lost in Planet Parent. I miss the old me.
It’s hitting me more and more, I’m lost in planet parent! I had the best weekend recently. I got the luxury of a date night with my main man, we (I, it’s always I) purchased tickets to…
Can a person say they don’t like motherhood?
I knew very quickly when I had Jess I wasn’t’ like the other mums. They all loved their baby, keen to play, hold and cuddle their squishy ball of human. At one baby class I watched as…
I will do anything for love, but I won’t share that!
I’ll share many things with my partner. We share life, the usual stuff, sharing a bed, sharing raising a child, sharing chores (unevenly), sharing the occasional breakdown when you just can’t take anymore of being an adult,…
I caught the ‘mums’ – but there’s a social media cure for that.
My body – if you ignore social media It’s an amazing thing. It grew and housed another human. It provided food for that tiny human. It expanded, it shrunk, it contracted. It really is a source of…
I’m all about the rage, bout the rage no calming.
There’s been something that I have thought about writing about for a while. It’s something that so many people, those affected by mental illness and those that aren’t, experience and deal with on a daily basis. But,…
The Jess Song
I wrote a song for Jess, in no way shape or form is it inspired or a rip off of John Legend's 'All of me' ....okay, it is.
30 Things… you will want to teach your toddler immediately.
There's no healthy and safety in here, only sanity and 'please give me peace' safety to be found.