I offer thee a Period Pack. May it improve your hormonal state and my life expectancy.
I should make a disclaimer that I was at the height of hormones when I wrote this. I apologise for any and all sexism. This apology will expire at onset of the next period. Also, I'm not…
The REAL holiday essentials for traveling with kids. Oh, I forgot to add ducktape.
It’s holiday season, which means it’s ‘essentials for traveling with kids’ blog season. I’ve read so many ‘how to travel with kid’ blog posts, and although they are very practical and full of great tips, I think…
I will do anything for love, but I won’t share that!
I’ll share many things with my partner. We share life, the usual stuff, sharing a bed, sharing raising a child, sharing chores (unevenly), sharing the occasional breakdown when you just can’t take anymore of being an adult,…
30 Things… you will want to teach your toddler immediately.
There's no healthy and safety in here, only sanity and 'please give me peace' safety to be found.
My fall from grace…or the curb
Did I ever tell you about that time I fell an absolute belter (Scottish for spectacular)? I never fall, I have lived my whole life in fear of falling, not because I could injure myself, no, I’m…
30 Things…..that should be made EXPLICITLY clear when having a child
Continuing with the 4 month long run up to my big 3-0 celebrations (previous 30 things), I have complied a list of 30 things that should be known to expectant parents. Maybe there should be some kind…
Women – You are Dirty Beasts
I have, after over a decade of having a shushmenstrual cycle come to the realisation that woman are just walking baby ovens. Huge, hormonal, sex mad, walking incubators of reproduction. Society would have us think that it’s…
30 Things…..Changes
It’s almost time. Time for me to enter a new decade. Time for me to turn 30. I’m not all too fussed about it, age is but a number right? Maybe, look, I don’t want to give…
