Rug for sale – may sell Toddler for right price

Shaggy rug for sale!

Get yourself a bargain!!! Fifty quid O.J.F.T.I (Or just f*ing take it!)

Product Description:

Large sized shaggy rug in the colour ‘Natural’. Just over a year old, cost over £100 new from Dunelm doon in Clydebank.

The rug has been significant upgraded over the past year, so you really are getting a belter of a bargain. All customized upgrades are the work of Jess, therefore I am unable to accept liability for any infections and/or injuries you may incur whilst using the product. Continue reading “Rug for sale – may sell Toddler for right price”

You know you’re an (immature) adult when….

When you get fantastically excited about electrical home goods! The older I get the more I realise, you know what? life is just too full of stress to be dealing with sub par appliances. Sometimes they might be more expensive, but bitches ain’t got the energy to be faffing around anymore.

Judge me all you want, but I am going to say this with great pride:

Dyson has changed my life, forever!  Continue reading “You know you’re an (immature) adult when….”

Why do kids wanna grow up so much?!

Call me cynical, but some things just aren’t the same when you become an ‘adult’ – which I’m pretty sure is the term for people who have more issues than an entire season of Jerry Springer, that make it through each day by winging it (and Googling plenty of supposedly adult knowledge such as how to spell supposidly).

Cynical or not (or maybe I’m just moaning, as I’m pretty darn good at it)I bet you will agree, with at least some of the following. And if you dont, you can jog on – ain’t no one need that much positivity in their lives. Continue reading “Why do kids wanna grow up so much?!”

Honest Milestones

You know all those baby books you get, the one that you fill out with all the babies firsts, like ‘first haircut’ or ‘first cinema trip’ or ‘first sleep through the night’? Well they are missing a few important milestones, the unspoken milestones.

Jessica was sick this morning, her first ever full on adult spew of undigested banana (*bokes). It got me thinking, there’s a few ‘firsts’ that are conveniently left out the cutesy wootsy baby books. Forever wanting to be a help to society, I will help fill those blanks in right now. Continue reading “Honest Milestones”

Mind that time I had a great idea…me neither

Let me tell you about this wonderful new piece of furniture I bought recently!
I had been thinking about purchasing it for a while, it’s a bit pricey so I had been swaying back and forth over it for months. One day, a few weeks ago, I thought ‘auch, just do it!’.

Continue reading “Mind that time I had a great idea…me neither”