Roots, mmm, yes roots are the root of the problem!
Where are the roots to the weeds exploding all over the exterior of my house?! Are they in some safe haven along with other things that don’t die like apocalypse proof cockroaches, legs hairs, toddler stamina, that creepy shower spider that I have rinsed twice, the crows trying to break through my roof at 6am or Glasgow pigeons (I’ve seen some so old they collect a pension). The weed killer said apply every 4-6 weeks, eh?! C’mon, I did it once don’t make me do it all the time!! Why are they not dying?!
Seriously, do weeds have roots?
They must. I need to google that. I’m such a crap adult.